| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Jane Ryan | 艾什丽·奥尔森 | |
| Roxy Ryan | 玛丽-凯特·奥尔森 | |
| Max Lomax | 尤金·列维 | |
| Bennie Bang | 安迪·里查克 | |
| Jim The Bike Messenger | 瑞利·史密斯 | |
| Trey Lipton | 贾德·帕达里克 | |
| Dr. Ryan (as Dr. Drew Pinsky) | Drew Pinsky | |
| Hudson McGill | 达瑞尔·哈蒙德 | |
| Senator Anne Lipton | 安德列·马丁 | |
| Ma Bang | 林小湛 | |
| Big Shirl | Mary Bond Davis | |
| Himself | 鲍勃·萨盖特 | |
| Justin | 杰克·奥斯本 | |
| Truant at Pool | 乔伊·克莱因 | |
| Officer Strauss | Neil Crone | |
| Train Conductor | Jonathan Wilson | |
| Ticket Window Guy | 博伊德·班克斯 | |
| Asian Guy with Chip | Silver Kim | |
| Fed #1 | Conrad Bergschneider | |
| Fed #2 | Robert Williams | |
| Homeless Guy (as Domenic Cuzzocrea) | Dominic Cuzzocrea | |
| Deli Clerk | Suresh John | |
| Doorman | Kent Staines | |
| I Love NY Vendor (as Jon Benjamin) | H. Jon Benjamin | |
| Con Ed Supervisor | Frank Bonsangue | |
| Ma Bang's Assistant | Jo Chim | |
| Customer at Ma Bang's | Lindsay Leese | |
| Simple Plan | Pierre Bouvier | |
| Simple Plan | Chuck Comeau | |
| Simple Plan | Sebastien Lefebvre | |
| Simple Plan | David Desrosiers | |
| Simple Plan | Jeff Stinco | |
| Video Shoot Groupie | Alison Northcott | |
| Video Shoot Announcer | Balázs Koós | |
| Old School Record Exec | Trip Phoenix | |
| Old School Record Exec | Philip Drube |
