| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Veronica | 凯瑟琳·罗伯特森 | |
| Zed | 马特·基斯拉 | |
| Ernest | 埃里克·马比斯 | |
| Abel | 乔纳森·斯卡奇 | |
| Mike | 凯莉·麦克唐纳 | |
| Mutt | Dan Gatto | |
| Alison | Linda Kim | |
| The Gloved One | Audrey Ruttan | |
| Waiter | 内森·贝克斯顿 | |
| Nana Kitty Cat | Amy Stevens | |
| Mike's Stupid Boss (as Adam Carola) | Adam Carolla | |
| Supermarket Cashier (as Julie Millette) | Julie Millett | |
| Model #1 | Jenica Bergere | |
| Model #2 | Paige Dunn | |
| The Wizard Cashier | Emile Hamaty | |
| Newscaster | George Pennacchio | |
| Himself | Wesley B | |
| Casting director | Mink Stole |
