| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| MacGruber | 威尔·福特 | |
| Vicki St. Elmo | 克里斯汀·韦格 | |
| Lt. Dixon Piper | 瑞恩·菲利普 | |
| Dieter Von Cunth | 方·基默 | |
| Col. James Faith | 鲍沃斯·布斯 | |
| Casey | 玛娅·鲁道夫 | |
| Yerik Novikov | 瑞斯·考罗 | |
| Hoss Bender | Andy Mackenzie | |
| Zeke Pleshette | Jasper Cole | |
| Constantine | Timothy V. Murphy | |
| Senator Garver | Kevin Skousen | |
| Janitor (as Jimmy G. Giesler) | Jim Giesler | |
| Frank Korver | 克里斯·杰里秋 | |
| Tut Beemer | Mark Henry | |
| Vernon Freedom (as MVP) | Antonio Banks | |
| Tug Phelps (as The Great Khali) | Dalip Singh | |
| Tanker Lutz (as Kane) | 格伦·雅各布斯 | |
| Brick Hughes (as The Big Show) | Paul Wight | |
| Brick's Boyfriend | Brandon Trost | |
| Cashier | Robert Douglas | |
| Man in Tuxedo | Chris Kittinger | |
| Clocky | Marielle Heller | |
| Large Henchman | 德里克·梅耶斯 | |
| Dealer | John Gibson | |
| Control Room Gaurd | Vic Browder | |
| Commander | Russ Dillen | |
| Machine Room Gaurd | 迈克尔-大卫·阿瑞根 | |
| Minister (as Greg Alan Williams) | Gregory Alan Williams | |
| Military Officer | Chad Brummett | |
| Bartender | Matt Wood | |
| Himself | Amare Stoudemire | |
| Dude | Brian Petsos | |
| Russian Gaurd | Alan D'Antoni | |
| Railroad Guard #1 | Cajardo Lindsey | |
| Railroad Guard #2 | Laurence Chavez |
