| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Graham Kennedy | Stephen Curry | |
| Colin Bednall | Shaun Micallef | |
| Nicky Whitta | 加里·麦克唐纳德 | |
| Harry M. Miller | Steve Bisley | |
| Bert Newton | Stephen Hall | |
| Richard Croft | Todd MacDonald | |
| John Wesley | Bernard Curry | |
| Norm Spencer | Nick Farnell | |
| Geoff 'Corkie' Corke | Donal Forde | |
| Sir Frank Packer | Leo Taylor | |
| Tim | Beau Brady | |
| Nana Scott | 莫尼卡·毛恩 | |
| Kathleen Whitta | Rosalind Hammond | |
| Noeline Brown | Jane Allsop | |
| Val Wesley | Beth Buchanan | |
| Graham's Mum | Leverne McDonnell | |
| Clara | Virginia Bowers | |
| Rosemary Margan | Cathy Godbold | |
| Young Graham Kennedy | 路易斯·科贝特 | |
| Young John Wesley | 柯蒂·斯密特-麦菲 | |
| Len | Elwood Miles | |
| Princess Panda | Kate Doherty | |
| Alfie | Tom Wright | |
| Ugly Dave Gray | Angus Sampson | |
| Driver | Mick Alford | |
| Stage Hand 1 | Steve McDowell | |
| Stage Hand 2 (as John Osborn) | John Osborne | |
| Handsome Man | Nigel Johnston | |
| Michael Whitta | Chad Hamilton | |
| Gary Whitta | Riley Hamilton | |
| Reception Nurse | Carole Patullo | |
| Floor Manager / AD | Glen Hancox | |
| Batman | Dion Mills | |
| Executive 1 | Rod Flannagan | |
| Executive 2 | Raymond Hatfield | |
| Executive 3 | Ian Swan | |
| Executive 4 | Dave Kenyon |
