| Mark Zbeitnefski / Dad / Mom / Grandpa | Jerry Shea | |
| Sara West | Rachele Smith | |
| Steve 'Brewski' Brewster | John Patrick Jordan | |
| Ireene Saki Zbeitnefski and Merbaby (voice) | 松村艾丽
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| Zac | Gene Rathswohl | |
| Darius 'Ice Pyk' Vernon | Rico E. Anderson | |
| Dr. Carlton Piedmont | Benjamin Rovner | |
| Dr. Hamilton Manning | Dane White | |
| Crabs | 蒙特·马卡姆
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| Emanual Van Bolden | Joe Gnoffo
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| V'Ger | Jimmy Diggs | |
| Doughboy | Michael Bell | |
| Chicken | Leonard Sanders | |
| Big Booty Girl | Valerie Posas | |
| Scott -SDCNTV Reporter | Scott Benefiel | |
| Stephanie - SDCNTV Reporter | Stephanie June | |
| Bob - Jugs Corporate Guy | 乔纳森·特兰
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| Neal - Jugs Corporate Guy | Gordon Brown | |
| Candy - Jugs Corporate Gal | Candice Thiem | |
| Cute Bikini Girl | Chloe Riley | |
| WhipCream Bikini Girl | Pauline Latino | |
| Beth - Flyer Girl 1 | Rachel Ann Courtney | |
| Jess - Flyer Girl 2 | Christiane Kroll | |
| Britney - Flyer Girl 3 | Katie Jean Malone | |
| Flyer Guy | Christopher Raff | |
| Jane - Random Girl | Ashley Ferris | |
| John - Random Guy | Justin Opeka | |
| Robbie Dangerfield | David R. Taylor Jr. | |
| Himself | Strider Dennis | |
| Herself | Sheila Sondergard | |
