| John | Nick Mathis | |
| Jacklyn | Erin Bodine | |
| Renee | Anne McDaniels | |
| Hank | Alexander Cardinale | |
| Sassy Boots | Elizabeth Sandy | |
| Cammy | Sarah Smick | |
| Jim | Ryan Jordan | |
| Pest Kid #1 | Chad Anderson | |
| Giant Interviewee 2 | Anastasia Baranova | |
| News Reporter | Kristina Lynn Bell | |
| News Commentator | Courtney Bennet | |
| Mike | Eric Branco | |
| Pole-Smoking Girl | Daphna Cardinale | |
| Red-haired Beach Party Dude | Teague Chrystie | |
| Pest Kid #3 | Hunter Crane | |
| Pest Kid #2 | Tyler Cruz | |
| Interviewed Disappointed Guy | Brian Finifter | |
| News Host | Shana Gagnon | |
| The Running Man | Mark Heiliger | |
| Screaming Man | Jared Higgins | |
| Giant Interviewee 1 | Kevin J. Kelly | |
| Beach Party Dude #1 | Chandler Morris | |
| Marine on News | Owen Morris | |
| Interviewed Woman | Sabrina Morris
 | |
| Camera Man | Chad Peter | |
| Foul-mouthed Beach Girl | Ashley Rae Quintilone | |
| US Marine | Devon Read | |
| Car-repairing Sleeze-ball | David Snider | |
| Hot Beach Party Girl #1 | Shirin Tavakoli | |
| Pest Kid #5 | Shane Carther Thomas | |
| Pest Kid #4 | Taylor Ward | |
