| Shalini Singh / Shelley Picante | Namrata Cooper | |
| Gary Gordon | 博·布里吉斯
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| Robert 'Rob' Shorwell | Brad Raider | |
| Blaine / Parminder 'Pammy' Brar | RonReaco Lee | |
| Neil 'Neelu' Brar | 菲利普·莱斯
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| Director Alan Smithee | 威尔·惠顿
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| Nicole | Erin Hershey | |
| Kirat J. Singh | Shaheen Khan | |
| Jaspal Singh | Ajay Mehta | |
| Littly J. Singh | 瑙伦·德沃芙
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| Happy J. Singh | Tony Yalda | |
| Georgina | Morgan Brittany | |
| Elastic Surgeon | Robert M. Rey | |
| Ryder | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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| Priest | Gerry Bednob | |
| Thrift Store Cashier | Teresa Berkin | |
| Handsome Guy | David Blume | |
| Bart | Traber Burns | |
| Hollywood Party Guest | Melissa Bylsma | |
| Keith | Matt Carmody | |
| Martha | Jean Carol | |
| Agnes | Channing Chase | |
| Smithee's party girl | Lenora Chu | |
| Waitress | Connie Cooper | |
| Little Shelley | Jasmine Singh Cooper | |
| Bar patron / two step dancer | Natasha Delahunt | |
| Ben Dover (as J. Ferguson) | Jay Ferguson | |
| Girl who blows a kiss | Rachel Ferrara | |
| Fan | Alicia Fusting | |
| Yuki | Natasha Gill | |
| Sherri | Nicki Gill | |
| Dancer | Brenna Graziano | |
| Thrift Store Clerk | Nancy Guerriero | |
| Courthouse Bride | May Harmon | |
| Actress | Elizabeth Jackson | |
