| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Fantasy Girl | 琪拉·里德 | |
| Angela | Angela Brubaker | |
| Stephen | Jeff Nicholson | |
| Heather | Renee Deemer | |
| Chubby (as T. Scott Becker) | T. Scott Becker | |
| Maverick | Jared Brubaker | |
| Mr. X | Donr Sneed | |
| Flamer | Adam Burns | |
| Alarm Geek | Matthew Mertz | |
| Lardus Maximus | Lee Schinagl | |
| Ophelia | Tamara Lentz | |
| Jane | Sunny Graves | |
| Bethany | Alissa Shanley | |
| Abigail | Cathryn Farnsworth | |
| Hanna | Brooke Martin | |
| Chloe | Jade Merrithew | |
| Head Church Lady | Crystal Mikel | |
| Loada | Merrill Carsh | |
| Sports Announcer | Evan Reid | |
| Todd | Jonathan Michael Cook | |
| Madonna | Shawna Basick | |
| Church Lady #2 | J. Marlene Selvage | |
| Church Lady #3 | Marie Hathaway | |
| Cop #1 | Jon E. Goin | |
| Cop #2 | David Dougherty | |
| Biff | Stuart Sanks | |
| Stevie | Christina Hoyt | |
| Little Billy | Blake Martin | |
| Your Narrator/Dog-humping boy | Kevin Campbell | |
| Sound Effects Boy | George Elias | |
| Cheerleader | Erin Mundt | |
| Cheerleader | Holli Martin | |
| Cheerleader | Joy Shaw | |
| Cheerleader | Alyse Rzemek |
