| Jono Smith (as Hyland Kavalee) | Ed Kavalee | |
| Shane (as Paul W. He) | Paul He | |
| Fiona | Aphrodite Vuitton | |
| Mandy | Joanne Ashton | |
| Dale | Xavier Fernandez | |
| Professor Brothers (as Austen Tayshus) | Sandy Gutman | |
| Charlene | Erin Ann Gray | |
| Beryl Smith | Gabby Millgate | |
| Barry Smith (as Johnny Boxer) | John Boxer | |
| Mary-Anne | Amelia Ryan | |
| Bruce | Mike Ward | |
| Frank | Martin Langham | |
| Kiwi | Peter Furst | |
| Gmail Comedy | Garnet Mae | |
| Doctor | Trevor Butler | |
| Leroy | Logan Loganson | |
| Marion | Jenny Jafari | |
| Reporter | Sally Kimpton | |
| Little Person | Emma Cooper | |
| Secretary | Sophie Scarf | |
| Referee | Robbie McLennan | |
| Girl 1 | Joanne Bentley | |
| Girl 2 | Gabrielle Bradley | |
| Girl 3 | Aimee Swan | |
| Internet Girl | Terri Worthington | |
| Transvestite | Maxi Shields | |
| Jelly Wrestler 1 | Lauren Hudson | |
| Jelly Wrestler 2 | Jenna Bamborough-Lahey | |
