| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Curly | 威尔·萨索 | |
| Larry | 西恩·海耶斯 | |
| Moe | 克里斯·迪曼托波罗斯 | |
| Mother Superior | 简·林奇 | |
| Lydia | 索菲娅·维加拉 | |
| Sister Rosemary | 詹妮弗·哈德森 | |
| Mac | 克雷格·比尔克 | |
| Mr. Harter | 史蒂芬·柯林斯 | |
| Sister Mary-Mengele | 拉里·戴维 | |
| Teddy | Kirby Heyborne | |
| Mrs. Harter | 克莱尔·格雷格 | |
| Sister Bernice | Kate Upton | |
| Sister Ricarda | Marianne Leone | |
| Monsignor Ratliffe | Brian Doyle-Murray | |
| The Situation (as Michael Sorrentino) | Mike Sorrentino | |
| Snooki (as Nicole Polizzi) | 妮可·波利兹 | |
| JWoww (as Jenni 'JWoww' Farley) | Jenni Farley | |
| Ronnie (as Ronnie Magro) | Ronnie | |
| Sammi (as Samantha Giancola) | Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola | |
| Murph | Avalon Robbins | |
| Peezer | 麦克斯·查尔斯 | |
| Young Teddy | Jake Peck | |
| Head Nurse | Patty Ross | |
| Officer Armstrong | Lee Armstrong | |
| Ling | Emy Coligado | |
| Carbunkle | Ray Collins | |
| Moe's Hip Executive | 伊萨阿·穆斯塔法 | |
| Executive | Mark Kogan | |
| Moe's Audition Staff | Michael D'Allessio | |
| Moe's Audition Staff | Donna D'Allessio | |
| Child #1 | Bob Kocsis | |
| Child #2 | Apple Kocsis | |
| Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson | Jackie Flynn | |
| Heavyset Woman | Sandra Dorsey | |
| Japanese Chef | Vince Canlas | |
| Jon Hamm | Ric Reitz | |
| Maid | Caryl West | |
| Orderly | Sayed Badreya |
