| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Herself | 琳赛·洛翰 | |
| Himself | 亚历克·鲍德温 | |
| Himself | 凯文·康诺利 | |
| Himself - Narrator | 艾德里安·格尼尔 | |
| Herself (as Eva Longoria Parker) | 伊娃·朗格利亚 | |
| Herself | 帕丽斯·希尔顿 | |
| Herself | 乌比·戈德堡 | |
| Himself | 马里奥·洛佩兹 | |
| Himself | 马丁·兰道 | |
| Herself | 罗茜·欧唐内 | |
| Himself | Lewis Black | |
| Himself | Noam Chomsky | |
| Himself | 马特·达蒙 | |
| Himself - Narrator | Thomas de Zengotita | |
| Himself | 凯文·狄龙 | |
| Himself | Brad Elterman | |
| Himself | 杰瑞·费拉拉 | |
| Himself | Henry A. Flores | |
| Himself | Henry Alberto Flores | |
| Himself | Jake Halpern | |
| Himself | 佩雷兹·希尔顿 | |
| Himself | James Hosney | |
| Himself | Henry Jenkins | |
| Gossip Girl #2 | Kaitlyn Lobel | |
| Himself | Floyd Mayweather Jr. | |
| Herself | Suzy McCoppin | |
| Himself | Mark Crispin Miller | |
| Herself | 米歇尔·罗德里格兹 | |
| Himself | Steve Sands | |
| Gossip Girl #1 | Audra Lynne Seminaro | |
| Herself | 波姬·小丝 | |
| Herself | Jane Sieberts | |
| Herself | 布兰妮·斯皮尔斯 | |
| Himself | Alwy Visschedyk | |
| Himself | Austin Visschedyk | |
| Herself | Anna Vreeke | |
| Himself | Jaleel White | |
| Herself (uncredited) | Erykah Badu | |
| Herself (uncredited) | 泰拉·班克斯 | |
| Herself (uncredited) | 玛丽·布莱姬 | |
| Herself (uncredited) | 卡梅隆·迪亚茨 | |
| Herself (uncredited) | 詹妮弗·洛佩兹 | |
| Himself (uncredited) | Jay Manuel |
