| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Kumar | 卡尔·潘 | |
| Harold | 约翰·赵 | |
| Neil Patrick Harris | 尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯  | |
| Mall Santa | 帕顿·奥斯瓦尔特 | |
| Caren | Isabella Gielniak | |
| Kid in Line | Austin Bickel | |
| Mom in Line (as Inga Wilson) | Inga R. Wilson | |
| Kenneth Park | Bobby Lee | |
| Todd (as Tom Lennon) | 汤玛斯·蓝诺 | |
| Adrian | Amir Blumenfeld | |
| Maria | 鲍拉·加茜丝 | |
| Mr. Perez | 丹尼·特乔 | |
| Timo Perez | Marvin Cruz | |
| Wafflebot Kid | Allyson Lengers | |
| Nana Perez | Shirley Benyas | |
| Pepe Perez | Esteban Cruz | |
| Ava | Ashley Coss | |
| Ava | Chloe Coss | |
| Baby Ava | Hannah Coss | |
| Lamar | RZA | |
| Latrell | Davon McDonald | |
| Mary | 乔丹·莘森 | |
| Teen | Tyler Nelson | |
| Teen | Tom Kruszewski | |
| Teen | Steven A. Clark | |
| Boris | Bennett Saltzman | |
| Hot Teenage Girl | Hilary Anderson | |
| Sergei Katsov | 伊莱亚斯·科泰斯 | |
| Yuri | Yasen Peyankov | |
| Gustav | John Hoogenakker | |
| Rosenberg | 艾迪·凯伊·托马斯 | |
| Goldstein | 大卫·克鲁霍尔特兹 | |
| Noah | Tristan Canning | |
| White Castle Employee | David Rife | |
| Church Security Guard | Dave Davies | |
| Inez Perez | Gabriella Dilone | |
| Becca the P.A. | 达娜·德洛伦佐 | |
| T.V. Director | Brett Gelman | |
| Gracie | 梅丽莎·奥德维 | |
| Reporter | Dan Levy | |
| David Burtka | 大卫·伯卡 | |
| St. Peter | Ripper Brown | |
| Topless Angel | Cassie Keller | |
| Topless Angel | Chernise Yvette |
