| Jeff | 尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯
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| Sue Lemon | 艾米·塞德丽丝
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| Clark | 彼得·塞拉菲诺威茨
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| Samantha | 邦妮·萨摩维莉
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| The Player | 克里斯托弗·麦克唐纳
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| The Player's Wife | 凯特·穆格鲁
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| Cindy-Tanaka Blumstein (as Kelly Coffield) | Kelly Coffield | |
| George-Tanaka Blumstein (as Stephen Park) | Steve Park | |
| Katharine Heilmann | Jenna Stern | |
| Robin | 布里吉特·瑞根
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| Henry | John Hodgman | |
| Grace Church Mom | Brea Bee | |
| Middle Eastern Bag Dealer | Michael Elian | |
| Upper East Side Mom | Nina Hodoruk | |
| Luis the Super | Jos Laniado | |
| Bianca | Nina Lisandrello | |
| Lucinda | Amanda Philipson | |
| Chapin Headmistress | Suzanne Savoy | |
| Beatrice | Amelia Talbot | |
| Mica | Emily Tremaine | |
| Salon Patron (uncredited) | 詹妮弗·维纳
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| Horace Mann Mom (uncredited) | Kimberly S. Fairbanks | |
| Brearly Mom (uncredited) | Cornelia Guest | |
| Maid (uncredited) | Cynthia Housel | |
| Hannah / Student (uncredited) | August Jillard | |
| Corrupt Nassau County Lobbyist (uncredited) | Richard S. Schiffrin | |
| Cop (uncredited) | Ellis Walding | |
| Child Running in Hallway (uncredited) | Whitney Wilcox | |
