| 角色 | 饰演者 | 角色介绍 |
| Gary | 杰森·席格尔 | |
| Mary | 艾米·亚当斯 | |
| Walter (voice) | 彼得·林兹 | |
| Kermit / Beaker / Statler / Rizzo (voice) | 斯蒂夫·惠特米勒 | |
| Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle / Marvin Suggs (voice) | 艾里克·雅各逊 | |
| Tex Richman | 克里斯·库柏 | |
| CDE Executive | 拉什达·琼斯 | |
| Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot / Beauregard / Waldorf / Kermit Moopet (voice) | Dave Goelz | |
| Swedish Chef / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Pepe the Prawn / Bobo / Fozzie Moopet (voice) | Bill Barretta | |
| Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy (voice) | David Rudman | |
| Sgt. Floyd Pepper / Camilla / Sweetums / 80's Robot / Lew Zealand / Uncle Deadly / Rowlf Moopet / Crazy Harry (voice) | Matt Vogel | |
| Tour Guide | 艾伦·阿金 | |
| Grandfather | 比尔·考布斯 | |
| Hobo Joe | 扎克·加利费安纳基斯 | |
| 'Punch Teacher' Host | 肯·郑 | |
| Human Walter | 吉姆·帕森斯 | |
| Postman | Eddie Pepitone | |
| Moderator | 克莉丝汀·夏尔 | |
| Greeter | 萨拉·丝沃曼 | |
| TV Executive | Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo | |
| Elderly Asian Man | 马镇金 | |
| Elderly Asian Woman | Shu Lan Tuan | |
| Junior CDE Executive | 唐纳德·格洛沃 | |
| TV Executive | Dahlia Waingort | |
| Reporter One | Jonathan Palmer | |
| Reporter Two | Don Yanan | |
| TV Executive | Michael Albala | |
| Gary Age 6 | Gunnar Smith |
