| Gary | 杰森·席格尔
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| Mary | 艾米·亚当斯
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| Walter (voice) | 彼得·林兹
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| Kermit / Beaker / Statler / Rizzo (voice) | 斯蒂夫·惠特米勒
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| Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle / Marvin Suggs (voice) | 艾里克·雅各逊
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| Tex Richman | 克里斯·库柏
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| CDE Executive | 拉什达·琼斯
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| Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot / Beauregard / Waldorf / Kermit Moopet (voice) | Dave Goelz
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| Swedish Chef / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Pepe the Prawn / Bobo / Fozzie Moopet (voice) | Bill Barretta | |
| Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy (voice) | David Rudman | |
| Sgt. Floyd Pepper / Camilla / Sweetums / 80's Robot / Lew Zealand / Uncle Deadly / Rowlf Moopet / Crazy Harry (voice) | Matt Vogel | |
| Tour Guide | 艾伦·阿金
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| Grandfather | 比尔·考布斯
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| Hobo Joe | 扎克·加利费安纳基斯
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| 'Punch Teacher' Host | 肯·郑
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| Human Walter | 吉姆·帕森斯
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| Postman | Eddie Pepitone | |
| Moderator | 克莉丝汀·夏尔
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| Greeter | 萨拉·丝沃曼
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| TV Executive | Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo | |
| Elderly Asian Man | 马镇金
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| Elderly Asian Woman | Shu Lan Tuan | |
| Junior CDE Executive | 唐纳德·格洛沃
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| TV Executive | Dahlia Waingort
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| Reporter One | Jonathan Palmer | |
| Reporter Two | Don Yanan | |
| TV Executive | Michael Albala | |
| Gary Age 6 | Gunnar Smith | |
